Gainesville, Florida’s hot cops selfie on Facebook has gone viral. And it’s not just the women of Florida that are finding inspiration.
Some of the more inspired Facebook comments went like this:
“I can’t believe how many women are objectifying these poor, fine, young, strong, handsome, brave, sexy, delicious, virile, ovulationinducing, mouth-watering, beefy….. I can’t remember where I was going with this,”
And this one …
“Do a calendar, add puppies and I’m pretty sure we can rebuild Texas and Florida.”
Make no mistake I’m an admirer too, and that got to me to wondering just what is it that makes our hearts flutter and our knees go week about a hot man in uniform.
For starters, they’re hot! Hot cops have fueled many womens dreams for, well, for as long as there have been men in uniform. I’m sure even back in Roman times, the site of a Roman soldier in uniform drove many Roman ladies wild. And lets face it, the idea of taking a peek under those tunics must have been tempting.
Not that the Gainesville hot cops wear tunics… but maybe they should!
We may consider men in uniform irresistible because its their job to protect us. A man in uniform is the archetypical hero. The firefighter who rushes into a burning building to save us, and of course we fantasize about rewarding our hero. Or like the Gainesville cops, in the time of flooding, their the people who rescue poor defenseless like ourselves from drowning. Not that we’re really poor or defenseless, but if that’s what it takes to get a hot cop to rescue us, I think we could all play along.
And reward them afterwards!
Men in uniform are the ones that always come to mind when it comes to rescuing our pet cats from trees, or pulling our poor puppies out of the well they fell into. And who doesn’t love a man who rescues puppies?
All over America right now, women are saluting the hot Gainesville cops, and there’s nothing wrong with that, it’s patriotic isn’t it to honor the brave men in uniform everywhere.
So if you know a hot man in uniform, show him how much you appreciate him tonight.
And for those of you still single, I hear one of the hot cops in the Gainesville picture is single too. Maybe he’ll pull you over and handcuff you …
Nikki Caine writes short spicy romances. Check her out on Amazon.